May 2013
57 posts
speightdaysaweek:
czystiel:
thetricksterandtheoptimist:
evil-overlordess:
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In...
championisjustatitle:
singularprincess:
WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
babies
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
WHAT IF JOHN DOES COME BACK THO
bakasara:
Read More
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
How Supernatural Should End:
consultingdemon:
jeric-kripke:
SCENE FADE
CUE MUSIC
I HAVE FOUND A COUCH AND i JUST WANT IT SO BADLY. Everyone, send good vibes that it’s still there.
hayitstommo:
FANDOM DOWN. I REPEAT, FANDOM DOWN.
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Is This A Joke?
No, it’s the word of God.
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
itsellielook:
alright tumblr listen up let’s talk about small potatoes
basically
it’s a kids show
but they have this facebook page
and they post pictures
with really awful potato puns
really awful
potato puns
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Having the house spotless and full of nice, new things my dad wanted was our secret attempt to have him love us again. We all knew it probably wouldn’t work, but, at the same time, we held on to this small hope that maybe it would all go back to normal. I spent every moment of the last two weeks scrubbing the entire house til my hands were bleeding. I wanted so badly for everything to be...
This is not going to be a fun day.
immrmercury:
walk up in the club like ew ur not playing classic rock
slayer-of-the-vampyres:
We met the mother
We met the mother
We met the mother
We met the mother
We met the mother
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck
Actual Fact: It's actually, you see yourself 20% less beautiful than everybody else see's you.
Me: Thank fuck
No actually I don't think you'll ever understand...
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
whothefuckiscas:
He’s not the one Cas is profoundly bonded to.
He’s not the one Cas pulled out of hell (not completely, at least).
He’s not the one Cas gave up everything for.
But he’s the one to stand up and defend him.
Because he simply knows Cas is their friend.
Because he knows what it is like to make all the wrong choices in attempt to do good.
Well,...
casteilnovak:
watchtheskytonight:
flaaffytaaffy:
my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage
goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves
if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.
What Castiel said: "You don't understand. I need pie."
What Castiel meant: "Look here, you little shit. Dean loves pie. No, shut the fuck up he LOVES it. And I love him. Are you fucking comprehending this shit? The fucking moon of my life is pissed the fuck at me so you better show me where the motherfucking pies are or I'm gonna have to cut a bitch."
Scrolling Down My Dash
Post: Supernatural
Post: Misha Collins
Post: Merlin
Post: Supernatural
Post: Misha Collins
Post: Misha Collins
Post: Misha Collins
Post: West Collins
Post: Doctor Who
Post: Funny Random Thing
Post: Adam is Still in Hell
Post: Something Really Depressing
Post: Sherlock
Post: PORN OUT OF NOWHERE!
Post: Misha Collins
Post: Supernatural
cnnbreaking:
*reblogs the pain away*
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
h3rmitsunited:
holy-super-who-lock:
thetrickster:
…but how did ruby eat frenchfries that one time? french fries are salty
i have been wondering about this for months
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Working 11 to close (basically 11 pm) today. Huzzah for 12 hour days! By the end of today, I’ll have my 60 hours for the week.
an episode of supernatural: a summary
person: screams
person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation
person: well fuck
DUN DUN
~supernatural~
sam: hey dean
dean: no sam i'll protect you
sam: uh
dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU
sam: ok dean
sam and dean: we're cops
everyone: lol ok
sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE
some guy: idk like some1 died or something???
sam and dean: wat about u
relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS
sam and dean: no you didn't
relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now
sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye
later~
sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL
dean: cheeseburger
sam: research
dean: diner food
sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T
bobby: idjits
sam and dean: fight creature
creature: lol no
sam: it... not ded???? how???????
dean: sassy comment~
relative of dead: hey what's the haps
dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit
relative of dead: WHAT
relative of dead: ok
sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT
dean: i'll protect u
sam: .......................................................k
sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit
dean: looking into the fire with passion
sam: dean wtf
dean: i don't want to talk about it
sam: ok-
dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD
sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~
dean: wow frick u sam
eric kripke: haha later bitches
bihateual:
i forget how gay i am until i see a girl and then i’m kinda like oh right
